Department/Title Primary Job Function Admissions To make applicants feel small, because they are small, and to make them sweat bullets for months at a time. All of this is done in a complete shroud of secrecy and myth. You have no accountability to anyone, so make it up as you go along. Counseling/Central Advising Provide […]
Imagine, if you will, the sound of a random character generator attempting to sing the alphabet song… Quite humorous, but yet disturbing.
For the past 2 weeks I have been having popcorn as a late evening snack. I have discovered that 3.5 ounces of Pop Secret takes 15 seconds longer to pop than 3.5 ounces of Act II. I have confirmed that the weight is actually the same (using my handy kitchen gram scale), and they both […]
What is the point of fuzzy handcuffs? They are for “erotic” situations, but usually for domination and control play, which tends to go to any direction but “fuzzy”. I own 6 pair of handcuffs (2 chain, 2 hinged, 2 long chain) as well as other steel restraints, and I can’t imagine them being any fun […]
German makes almost perfect sense to me when I am very tired.
I am used to being able to dump any conversion I need (measurements or currency) into Google with the syntax of "convert".n." ".unit." to ".desired format. In this case, I typed "Convert 87000 gold florins to US Dollars" as well as "Convert 87000 florins to US Dollars". It ignored both and passed them to the […]
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSPAT84665620080818 There is a new pay television station for Canada. It features pornographic films, documentaries and game shows, featuring at least 50% Canadian porn. Apparently there is significant interest in getting "local" porn. I personally find that the Germans have the best porn. It somehow comes across raw and natural, the way porn is supposed […]
I just had an idea for a website that I feel I could create to contribute to the Internet an a psuedo-significant way. An academic resource website, explaining general practices of many colleges and universities as well as perhaps providing organizational tips and similar things. I don’t know for certain how useful it would be, […]
Today both the textbook and the notice of cancellation for "Advanced C++" arrived at the same time via USPS. Quite brilliant.
UNC is looking for a few lab rats, anyone want to help? A research study in the UNC psychology department is examining how individuals respond to moral dilemmas. Your participation would be greatly appreciated. Most volunteers finish this study in less than 5 minutes. If you are interested, please follow the link below to learn […]