A Bit of Humor

Got this joke via email earlier, I thought it was hysterical.

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle’s prized Amazon
parrot. This parrot was fully grown — with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the
very least, extremely rude.
Bill tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite
words, playing soft music — anything he could think of to try and set a good
Nothing worked. Exasperated, he yelled at the bird. But the bird just got louder.
Then he shook the parrot. But the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Bill put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming…
Then, suddenly, all was quiet.
Bill was frightened that he might have hurt his dead uncle’s prized parrot and
quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bill’s extended arm and said: “I am truly sorry
that I might have offended you with my language and action and I humbly ask your
forgiveness. I will now, from this day forth, endeavor to correct my behavior so
that such an ill-perceived outburst never again occurs.”
Bill was completely astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask
what had caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: “May I ask what
the chicken did?”