My Ideal Camera Bag

I am still looking for the perfect camera bag, but I think I have accepted that it simply does not exist. Below is a diagram of what I really would love to have, even though I can’t seem to find it.

A – Laptop compartment (15.4″ capacity)

B – SLR Holster, about 9″ long, SLR+Long Zoom

C – Accessory pocket

D – “Sliplock” or something similar (nylon web straps with plastic buckles will work)

E – Shoulder straps, I want a backpack form factor.