If only this were true. There is a lack of hardcore porn on the Internet, the soccer moms have taken over, so now there is more DIY info for making toaster cozies than there is high quality, freely available hard-core porn.

Cured at Last… Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All […]

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude. 2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion. 3. Do not assume they are attracted to you. 4. Do not assume they are not attracted to you. 5. Do not expect them to be as excited about meeting a heterosexual […]

I was looking for the link for the previous entry, and ran across something totally weird: I don’t know about the rest of you, but ive never had a need to instant message a librarian. Also… Wouldn’t it be more useful to just use a chat feature in the page itself, especially since someone like […]

Father O’Leary, an elderly priest, invited Father Diaz, a young priest, over for dinner. During the meal, Father Diaz couldn’t help noticing how attractive the houseboy was. Reading the young priest’s thoughts, Father O’Leary said: “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my houseboy is purely professional.” About […]

Got this joke via email earlier, I thought it was hysterical. — When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle’s prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown — with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the […]