Before in Barnard I had to watch for the lab rule Nazi, coming in and verifiying compliance with all posted rules.
This semester, meet the Barnard Lab Super Bitch. She stands about 4ft, 6 inches and is of Asian origin. Her mission in life? To make sure all systems are functioning and showing their login window, and doing it as fast as possible. The she-devil (or is it taz devil?) of the lab swoops in silently, runs down each row of systems, jiggles the mouse and presses the spacebar on every non-occupied system and then leaves just as quickly as she appeared, all without smiling, saying a word to anyone, or appearing to care at all. I would have to give her a 9.5 out of 10 on the borg scale.