Camera Delay, Artist Acts Like Child

My camera won’t arrive until Friday, a whole day later than originally planned. This makes me want to jump up and down and scream at the sky. The worst part is, the camera is going FedEx, so I can’t do a service upgrade over the phone, and the package will likely arrive in their shipping center on Wednesday evening, in time for a Thursday delivery, but they will hold the package for an additional day because it isn’t yet scheduled. Anybody know the going rate for bribing a shipping person to release a package for station pickup?