Naked Cowboy Sues

I don’t really like sharing news stories, because usually news sucks, but this is something I found funny, on varying levels. First, Mars should know better; Second, why would anyone dress like that in NYC?; Third, aren’t there laws for this type of thing?


On a different level, the costume sucks. The hat is ok, but the underwear is completely tacky, the guitar is ugly and the boots… well… thats a no-no, can’t have that, they clash with his skin. Naked cowboys are supposed to wear black boots, carry a black guitar and wear underwear that is more plain than that. Oh, and he really needs a haircut, long hair cowboys are so last decade. Take a closer look: 

Other than that, he has a nice body and being a complete public spectacle like that, with that level of vulnerability is kind of cool.