1. Tenth Planet – Xena was discovered in 2003 as 2003UB313, but early this year it was given further consideration, possibly enough to give it status of “planet belonging to the solar system of the star known as sun”. I’ve read a lot of articles from places near and far on the topic (thanks to […]
“File containing your grades could not be found“. Is there any phrase more scarry coming from an academic records system?
Father O’Leary, an elderly priest, invited Father Diaz, a young priest, over for dinner. During the meal, Father Diaz couldn’t help noticing how attractive the houseboy was. Reading the young priest’s thoughts, Father O’Leary said: “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my houseboy is purely professional.” About […]
Got this joke via email earlier, I thought it was hysterical. — When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle’s prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown — with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the […]
How old do people think I am? Yesterday one of my aunts asked me when I was going to start dating and have a family. What the fuck is wrong with people in my family? Just being over 20 is not a good reason to get someone pregnant and start that type of thing. Also, […]
Chris introduced me to this song last night, I love it, and it fits with my overall internal feelings lately. — “The Wall” by Kansas It’s woven in a fantasy I can’t beleive the things I’ve seen The path that I have chosen now Has led me to a wall And with each passing day […]
Lastely I have been making a lot of discoveries internally about myself. These discoveries are mostly things that need action to be taken for them to be of any value. One area in which this needs to be sought out with vigor is my general activity of life, the mandatories. I currently have no real […]
Corporate Re-Sizing… The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America’s recreation preferences: 1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling. 2. Sport of choice for front line workers: football. 3. Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball. 4. Sport of choice for middle management: tennis. 5. Sport of choice for corporate […]
I have been thinking about things to blog about for the past few days (since my last entry) and I have been dismissing most of the things I wanted to blog about because I was afraid of the nature of the content and the public nature of this blog. If I have to self-censor in […]
GITI Says: Its all over and everything is in except for a few grades. Bring on the sandy beaches, cool breezes and boys of summer.