Humor me…

Nothing horribly eventful today. Went to classes, took some tests. Almost fell asleep with Dr. Naieini and his derivations of momentum equations. I had no extreamly brilliant thoughts today, just more of being relaxed and not too tightly wound.
I did come across something that I just found extreamly humorous, the joke itself isn’t internally dirty, but with the proper:
A boss, faced with a business slowdown, had to lay off one of two equally good employees, Debra and Jack. He decided that whoever went to the water cooler for a drink first would get laid off. Debra went first. The boss told Debra, I have to lay you or Jack off…”