Category: General Life

  • Matters of Space

    1. Tenth Planet – Xena was discovered in 2003 as 2003UB313, but early this year it was given further consideration, possibly enough to give it status of “planet belonging to the solar system of the star known as sun”. I’ve read a lot of articles from places near and far on the topic (thanks to Google News), and it would appear that the word planet, as it applies in our solar system, needs to be defined. The count for number of planets due to this discovery could be 8, 9, 10 or 14. Eight from the realization that maybe Pluto really doesn’t deserve the title, nine from status remaining as it is, or Xena replacing Pluto. Ten would be the obvious, adding Xena to the collective. Either way, it doens’t affect what objects join us as we orbit our home star. My personal opinion at the moment is that adding Xena isn’t such a bad idea (as long as someone denies that name and gives it a decent one), because in the formal scientific definition of planet as it exists, it is any body that isn’t a star, but is big enough to be sphere-like because of gravity. This definition would include Luna, as well as most of the satelites of Jupiter. These are called secondary planets. The title Xena is fighting for is something of a more mature nature, the standing of primary planet. From this existing information, I would define a primary planet as anything meeting those criteria that doesn’t belong to another planet. Lets see how that works:

    • Not a star – Check
    • Round – Check
    • Isn’t another planet’s bitch – check

    Ok, so it passes those, if we add the qualification of it has secondaries of its own, then that would disqualify other planetoids in our system from having the primary designation. Now lets look at Pluto:

    • Not a star – Check
    • Round – Check
    • Isn’t another planet’s bitch – Unconfirmed

    Hmm… hows that for an oddity resulting from a redefinition of primary planet? Guess Charon will bite that one in the ass.
    It should be noted that the finder of the object might just be out to get his name in a science text book somewhere. In 2003 Mr. Brown found “Sedna”, an object far smaller than Pluto that he tried to submit for planethood as well. Because of this fact, a lot of news reports have been in error, stating Xena as 2003VB12. 2003VB12 is the designation of Sedna. Whats interesting is that all of these names have been used over the past 3 days, but they could all be changed at any time by the IAU. The vainity of Mr. Brown is quite funny to me, and his motives are exposed with the way he speaks of his discovery, “Get out your pens and start rewriting the textbooks today”, sounds like someone is over-eager doesn’t it? Somehow I can see the IAU sitting on these two objects, as well as Pluto until 2015 when New Horizons passes by the area.
    for shits and giggles here is a summary:

    • 2002 LM60 “Quaor” – very minor, smaller than pluto, way out there.
    • 2000 WR106 “Varuna” – about half the size of pluto, far away but in a slighly eratic orbit.
    • 2003 VB12 “Sedna” – estimated to be about 70% of Pluto’s size and having an orbit wider than Pluto’s. Brighter than Pluto.
    • 2003 UB313 “Xena” – Larger than Pluto, sometimes has an orbit that comes inside of Pluto’s orbit, which results in it having a shorter year.

    UPDATE: It would appear that Brown registered 2003 UB313 only after discovering that another astronomer had registered 2003 VB12.
    2. Discovery team not making in-orbit repairs! The materials are on-board to make in-orbit repairs to the shuttle and tests have been performed for the “patch kit”. Now that has been completed, NASA is stating that there is no need to repair the crack in Discovery’s heat shield. My opinion on this is that, they have the materials, the opportunity and the real crack, why not fix it? “If it aint broke, dont fix it” doesn’t apply here. There is an obvious flaw in the heat shield that could possibly reduce the shuttle’s ability to return to Earth safely. There is a possibility of the flaw being fatal, no matter how minor the engineers ,who let Columbia and its crew die, believe it to be. I hate when history repeats itself, it was said before Colubia’s failed return attempt that the foam hitting the vehicle was no big deal. I just can’t understand why a group of people who are selected based upon their intelligence and talents would be so ignorant and avoid doing something so simple that could save the lives of the crew, as well as the entire American space program (and maybe NASA itself). It takes about 7 hours to complete the repair procedure to the thermal tiles, which is precious time to the mission, but failing to do so could have effects as far reaching as killing manned shuttle flight from the United States. We are already down to 3 oribters, which are supposed to be grounded until the foam problem is fixed already, but if Discovery is lost, then I suspect that NASA will loose its backers and be grounded permenantly. It would appear that NASA is under a lot of pressure to look good for this mission, but by not doing everything in their power to ensure the safty of the mission, they are dooming it to fail. Even if the issue is determined to be insuccnificant after Discovery’s return, wouldn’t it look really good on their part to have attempted an in-orbit repair on the shuttle itself and have it to land safely?
    Challenger:

    • Problem: Rubber cracking, causing fuel leak and explosion due to bad timing of launch on the part of mission control
    • Solution: Give astronauts a way to bail-out on the pad.
    • Follow Up Question: So how does this help us not blow up?

    Columbia:

    • Problem: Foam hit shuttle on launch, causing a breach in the shuttle’s skin, resulting in a flaming return to earth. a NASA “Contingency”.
    • Solution: Add some putty to the payload that isn’t allowed to be used on a shuttle yet, because it hasn’t been tested on fake tiles yet.
    • Follow Up Question: Does the putty payload keep the foam from falling?

    UPDATE: What happened to the bird that Discovery hit on the way up? If they are concerned about a piece of foam that is under a pound, couldn’t a bird be equally as dangerous?

  • Disturbing Messages

    “File containing your grades could not be found“. Is there any phrase more scarry coming from an academic records system?

  • Caught With Your Pants Down

    Father O’Leary, an elderly priest, invited Father Diaz, a young priest, over for dinner. During the meal, Father Diaz couldn’t help noticing how attractive the houseboy was.
    Reading the young priest’s thoughts, Father O’Leary said: “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my houseboy is purely professional.”
    About a week later, the houseboy came to the elderly priest and said, “Father O’Leary, ever since Father Diaz came over for dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose he took it now, do you?”
    Father O’Leary said: ” Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write a letter to him, just to be sure.”
    So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Father Diaz, I’m not saying that you did take a silver gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
    Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from Father Diaz which read:
    “Dear Father O’Leary, I’m not saying that you do sleep with your houseboy, and I’m not saying that you do not sleep with your houseboy. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now.”

  • A Bit of Humor

    Got this joke via email earlier, I thought it was hysterical.
    —
    When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle’s prized Amazon
    parrot. This parrot was fully grown — with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary.
    Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the
    very least, extremely rude.
    Bill tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite
    words, playing soft music — anything he could think of to try and set a good
    example…
    Nothing worked. Exasperated, he yelled at the bird. But the bird just got louder.
    Then he shook the parrot. But the bird just got more angry and more rude.
    Finally, in a moment of desperation, Bill put the parrot in the freezer.
    For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming…
    Then, suddenly, all was quiet.
    Bill was frightened that he might have hurt his dead uncle’s prized parrot and
    quickly opened the freezer door.
    The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bill’s extended arm and said: “I am truly sorry
    that I might have offended you with my language and action and I humbly ask your
    forgiveness. I will now, from this day forth, endeavor to correct my behavior so
    that such an ill-perceived outburst never again occurs.”
    Bill was completely astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask
    what had caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: “May I ask what
    the chicken did?”

  • Time to Start a Family?

    How old do people think I am? Yesterday one of my aunts asked me when I was going to start dating and have a family. What the fuck is wrong with people in my family? Just being over 20 is not a good reason to get someone pregnant and start that type of thing. Also, who the hell is she to actually give advice on starting a family? She just “seperated” from her third husband! I also think its funny that she and others in my family actually assume that I am straight. I have not shown that level of interest in females to actually give anyone the idea that I am straight, nor have I given anyone any indication that I may have interests in males either. Shouldn’t a person’s sex life being personal to that personal and not the business of their entire extended family?
    I really don’t think im ready for a family yet, if ever, and I really think that my demented family needs to let me live my life as I wish, not how they would “prefer”.

  • The Wall

    Chris introduced me to this song last night, I love it, and it fits with my overall internal feelings lately.
    —
    “The Wall”
    by Kansas
    It’s woven in a fantasy
    I can’t beleive the things I’ve seen
    The path that I have chosen now
    Has led me to a wall
    And with each passing day
    I feel a little more like something dear was lost
    It rises now before me
    A dark and silent barrier between
    All I am
    And all that I would ever want to be
    It’s just a travesty
    Towering
    Marking off the boundaries my spirit
    Would erase
    To pass beyond is what I seek
    I fear that I may be too weak
    And those of you who’ve seen it through
    To glimpse the other side
    The promise land is waiting
    Like a maiden that is soon to be a bride
    The moment is a masterpeice
    The weight of indecision’s in the air
    Standing there
    The symbol and the sum of all that’s me
    It’s just a travesty
    Towering
    Blocking out the light and blinding me
    I want to see
    Gold and diamonds cast a spell
    It’s not for me, I know it well
    The riches that I seek
    Are waiting on the other side
    There’s more than I can can measure
    In the treasures of the love that I can find
    And though it’s always been with me
    I must tear down the wall and let it be
    All I am
    And all that I was ever meant to be
    In harmony
    Shining through
    And smiling back at all who wait to cross
    There is no loss
    Oh

  • Transitional Self

    Lastely I have been making a lot of discoveries internally about myself. These discoveries are mostly things that need action to be taken for them to be of any value. One area in which this needs to be sought out with vigor is my general activity of life, the mandatories. I currently have no real set pattern for eating, sleeping, hobbies, cleaning, or anything like that. I would really like to learn to sleep on a pattern that resembles that of the sun (not the sun in antarctica), and for healthy digestion I should be eating 2 – 3 well thought out meals each day at normal times. My hobbies are things I really enjoy, but they have been moving around a lot from what thjey used to be, I used to be highly into programming and stuff like that, now I would rather stick my hands in a vat of clay and make something. This hobby transition wouldn’t be such an issue, but I seem to be stuck to my keyboard more than I want to be. My thoughts when I am in my room is that I need to be there waiting in case someone wants/needs to talk to me and if I don’t think about other things before I land there, they don’t get done. I wish I could break away from my electronic leash more than I do. My time with Chris is very valueble to me, and somehow in his presence I manage to handle my electronic life a lot better. While he is around I might check my email once, twice at the most, but I am not sitting around waiting for messages, I am with him for those times, not with my computers. I guess I need to learn to be with myself and actually be able to do things for myself. Part of my issue I think links to the way I was trained from birth. I have always been taught to be in my designated location, get permission to go anywhere else, and ALWAYS be predictable. I am used to being in this mindset, and I fear living life as a result. I really want to learn to live, but at current I can’t seem to do it alone and I’m glad to have a best friend beside me to help me learn what I missed out on. Chris is so full of life and isn’t scared of most adventures. This brings me to my next topic, cleaning. I have noticed lately that there has been a transistion that I was not aware of before… my parents no longer clean for me and I never was informed that they had stopped. I guess its the type of thing that has never crossed my mind before, I am an adult and should be taking care of things like that myself. One of the biggest problems in my life if that I never was transistioned to being an adult, I missed that whole teenager stage of things. I went from everything being done for me to things being not done for me and me being dropped on my ass. Somewhere in there I think my parents were supposed to encourage me to do things on my own, while still reminding me about them. As a result I have a lot of “independant” stuff to learn yet.
    I am making changes in my life, although some of them are slow, it is still progress and I want it to continue. Somewhere over the years I have changed and somehow manage to keep doing so. Whether I go from being a scholarly kind of guy to a stormtrooper (thanks Ryan), or a programmer to a potter, or a yes-man to a philosopher, or a nerd to a jock, I do not know, all I know is that it is my life and I need to learn to live it the best I can.
    June 05, 2005

    May 22, 2004

  • Corporate Sizing

    Corporate Re-Sizing…
    The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate
    America’s recreation preferences:
    1. Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling.
    2. Sport of choice for front line workers: football.
    3. Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball.
    4. Sport of choice for middle management: tennis.
    5. Sport of choice for corporate officers: golf.
    CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls.

  • Not Being Myself

    I have been thinking about things to blog about for the past few days (since my last entry) and I have been dismissing most of the things I wanted to blog about because I was afraid of the nature of the content and the public nature of this blog. If I have to self-censor in order to feel comfortable writing blog entries, am I really being myself?
    I have wanted to write about my more personal interests which few know about, but find myself stopping merely because I don’t know how everyone will react or the exact scope of my blog audience. Where does that line exist between being able to be myself and being overly critical because of some possible future effect of this blog on my professional image? Truthfully, I so no correlation to it, but I am always woried about how I am percieved.
    In addition to the blog issues, there have been relationship issues lately where my silence about things have led to bigger problems. Shouldn’t I be able to be myself around my best friend, the one who I feel knows me better than anyone? I worry so much about pissing him off or him being upset with me. The other night he just wanted me to leave him alone for a while, but somehow because I felt that I had caused some great relationship-ending transgression, I couldn’t give him that little amount of time he wanted. In that situation there were tons of things on my mind I wanted to talk to him about and express to him, but I was being reserved because of an uncertainty in how he would react. It was mentioned that this doens’t show a lot of trust, and I have to agree, if he and I are to trust each other as much as I think that we do, I have to not worry about his reactions, and just be myself around him. Thats easier said than done (several times over).

  • Its official….SUMMER!

    GITI Says:

    Its all over and everything is in except for a few grades. Bring on the sandy beaches, cool breezes and boys of summer.